May 2012
34 posts
I don’t care if Monday’s blue Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too Thursday I don’t care about you It’s Friday, I’m in love
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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I'm going to faaaaaaail
fail fail fail
Not in a ‘oh my god I’ve studied all week I’m going to fail but not really I’ll probably get a 2:1’ way. In a, ‘I’m going to fail because it’s an hour before the exam and I still don’t understand half my notes’ way. Hello retakes.
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YES OBAMA!
I’m can actually be proud of something my country has done. It’s been a while.
“We’ve been hearing a lot about the war on women, which is real enough. But...”
– Paul Krugman, The New York Times, “Wasting Our Minds.”
Go read the whole damned thing.
(via inothernews)
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Me + Caffeine + 65daysofstatic vs. Chest Infection...
April 2012
53 posts
